1. Who was your first prom date?
My high school boyfriend John. We weren’t together at the time, but things changed after prom night. It lasted another year or so.
2. Do you still talk to your first love?
No. I did until I got married, I think the whole me being married thing scared him. I would totally hang out with him now.
3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
Goldschlager. I obviously didn’t mess around. And I still love it.
4. What was your first job?
Hostess at J. Pepe’s, where I was told “you don’t know how to sweep for shit” and sent home. Yay!
5. What was your first car?
1990 (or was it 1991?) Honda Civic. It was red and fast. I had the “cool car” out of all my friends.
6. Who was the first person to text you today?
My brother. Of course.
7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
The neurologist I’m trying to get into this week!
8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Culpen. I’m not sure why I remember that.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
St. Louis, maybe? My aunt lived there.
10. Who was your first best friend, and are you still friends with him/her?
Probably a girl named Penny. We went to elementary school together, stayed friends throughout junior high (even though we went to different junior highs - my elem. school was split!) but did not talk in high school. She got in with the wrong crowd, had a kid our junior or senior year, yeah. We don’t keep in touch, don’t care to. She got weird.
11. What was your first sport played?
I hear it was tee ball.
12. Where was your first sleepover?
Probably one of my birthday parties. I remember one of my friends pissed me off, and I was complaining to my mom. She said, “After tonight you don’t have to be friends with her, but you need to be nice while she’s here.” So of course I went and told my friend, “My mom said I have to be nice to you tonight but after that I am not your friend.” Can you say “awkward”?
13. Who was the first person you talked to today?
My sister, oddly enough.
14. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
Brittaney’s. Ugh.
15. What was the first thing you did this morning?
Got out of bed at 7:14. Put my contacts in, peed, and brushed my teeth.
16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Whitney Houston, 1987, Reunion Arena. I wore my Guess overalls. Dad took me and my sister, it was a huge surprise
17. What was your first tattoo or piercing?
I’ll let you know when that happens. I haven’t been drunk enough yet.
18. What was the first foreign country you went to?
Germany. Had a layover in Frankfurt on the way to Moscow.
19. What was your first run-in with the law?
I rolled through a stop sign when I was 16. I was a real bitch to the cop too, it’s a wonder I didn’t get a ticket.
20. When was your first detention?
Never had it
21. What was the first state you lived in?
First and only - Texas.
22. Who was the first person to break your heart?
John.
23. Who was your first roommate?
Hollie. We’re no longer friends. Being roommates can do that.
24. Where did you go on your first limo ride?
Probably my mom’s funeral. I’ve blocked 1990 out of my mind.
Tag: Penny, Sarah (either one), Dianthe, and whoever else hasn’t done this.